I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
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Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
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