This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
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