I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
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man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
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He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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