Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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