Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
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I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
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i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
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