Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
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Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
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Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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