He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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