I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Randomize
