dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Randomize
