You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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