Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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