I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
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his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
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There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
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