i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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