ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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