Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
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Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
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The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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