9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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