weddingsv make me drug and hornr
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
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