Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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