I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
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Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
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If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
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