it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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