her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
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Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
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Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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