She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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