D3 body, D1 cock
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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