I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
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Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
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And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
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