You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
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Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
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do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
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