? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Found the puke drawer
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Randomize
