Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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