We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
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just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
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my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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