Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
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