His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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