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god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
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So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
She bit a glass in half.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
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Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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