So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Man, jail baloney is awful.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Randomize