why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
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My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
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I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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