Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
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