hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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