I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
Randomize