Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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