I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
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On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
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She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
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