i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I need water and some morals
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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