I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
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New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
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I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
They have beer where we have blood.
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