And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
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I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
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I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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