I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
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Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
they call him Oral-B. enough said
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
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Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
and you fell through a lawn chair
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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