remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
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He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
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I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
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