yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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