i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
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Green mimosas i think yes
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
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I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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