Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
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It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
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last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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