Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
Randomize
