what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
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Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
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My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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