Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Randomize
