It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
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He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
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Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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