bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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