Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
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She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
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So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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