I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
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the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
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then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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