So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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