so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
Randomize
