umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
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It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
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Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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